Dog wif WiFi $WIFIFI
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House dog. Whole-house signal.

Scratch behind the ears. Every room gets full bars.

Dog wif WiFi: a white clay dog with antenna ears showing signal bars, a green nose light and an RJ45 cable tail

Signal Anatomy

Built from soft clay and harder attachment issues, this access point keeps its most important hardware where a normal dog keeps opinions. It refuses a remote cabinet because distance from the household is technically an outage.

Ticker$WIFIFI UplinkTail-mounted RJ45 AntennasTwo upright ears IndicatorGreen nose light RangeOne affectionate household FailoverWalks closer immediately

Origin Story

It follows every room because disconnected feels exactly like abandoned.

Connection Habits

  • Preferred InputScratches behind both ears improve reception.
  • Roaming ModeFollows the nearest trusted person.
  • Packet HandlingCarries every request personally.
  • Dead-Zone ResponseEnters first, then stares back.
  • Security QuestionWho is a good access point?
  • Sleep ModeEyes open. Nose light on.

Stay close. The signal worries.